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Driving the road trip off the bucket list

March 29, 2015 by Fran 1 Comment

It has taken a long time to get around to this latest instalment of the Australian odyssey. I could blame a lot of things. But where would that get me? It would just reinforce the tired, lazy stereotype of the “whingeing pom”.

So, here I am, in Max Brenner, the self proclaimed bald expert on chocolate, as I sip an Italian hot chocolate, which is so luxurious, I am half inclined to further procrastinate.

But let’s cut to the chase. Bucket list. What springs to mind when I say bucket list? A film starring Jack Nicholas? (not his best btw). A rather morbid checklist of all the things you want to do as you count down your final days? Or just a list of items that are more a wish list than something you are actively working towards completing? An “aspirational list”?

For me, it’s possibly an amalgam of all these. But without doubt, the overriding factor is a list of things that I am determined I will do. In my lifetime. Whilst I am still young. Yes, I know this is patently up for debate, but it is my bucket list. My rules. Ergo, I AM still young. For now. And my bucket list is something I am actively tackling with much gusto. Hopefully well before the bell goes on my time here and I shuffle off this mortal coil.

And for this reason, all the items I have on said list are eminently doable. As is being proven by my working through the list. The most recent achievement being the camper van trip.

What started as a germ of an idea over 20 years ago, on a walk through the salubrious surroundings of Halifax town centre, finally came to fruition, almost a lifetime later, at the other side of the world. Where I now currently call home. Australia.

I suppose there are many places where you could have the quintessential road trip. Across Route 66, following in Kerouac”s footsteps from Chicago to California. There is also the Pacific Coast drive, on the west coast of the US. Taking in the Big Sur, beloved of Steinbeck, up past Portland, Oregon, onto Washington state.

Port Douglas

But for me, in my adopted home country, the east coast was the place to embark on my first camper van trip. The romantic, idealist that resides in me would have wanted to do this trip in a grandly restored VW Kombi van. With split windscreen etc etc etc. But, a good friend of mine would have no doubt warned me how unreliable these Teutonic beasts could be. And would question whether I would want to be worried about breaking down at any moment, being chase by kangaroos, or mad killers of the Wolf Creek variety. No, you are right.

Palm Cove – the hidden secret of FNQ

We went for the rather more modern, if less stylistic, mode of campervan transport. Which these days is a Toyota Hiace. But, as you will have seen from my last blog, it ticked all the boxes. And over the next 4 weeks we were lucky enough to have experienced such highlights as:

Palm Cove – one of far north Queensland’s best kept secrets. We ARE going back

Kuranda – via the worlds longest cable car (or gondola as they are known in Oz) –

Port Douglas – my new “would love to live here” place

Daintree – the place for crocodile spotting. Well, only if you have “crocodile girl” with you it seems. I did. She was travelling with me.

Tiny Daintree village

Cape Tribulation – quite splendid isolation. Idyllic. And at Cape Tribulation camp site…awesome wood fired pizzas served onsite, with cold beers to wash them down.

Mission Beach – as it says on the tin, on the beach. With a cold XXXX. Does it get more Australian? Fair dinkum.

Yeppoon – emergency stop having disciovered we would have had a 10 hour drive without it. My bad.

Halifax – admittedly not really a highlight, more of a 1 pub, 1 street, town. But on the list due to its name

Hervey Bay – one of the best coffees of the trip. Believe, I tried a few. And have you ever seen SO many mobility scooters?

Bundaberg – does it need saying? Rum…

Airlie Beach – where we spent Xmas, and had Xmas Eve sailing and snorkelling on the Great Barrier reef.

Noosa – now famous for having no camp sites with vacancies, prompting a frantic day of driving to find our home for the night. (with a bit of schmoozing, we managed to get into a site in Mudjimba).

Coolum beach – just beautiful. And worth repeating. Beautiful. Oh yeah, and a damn good latte.

Having dropped the van in Brisbane, via a few toll roads (which would come back to haunt us), the trip continued by good old buses, with us having the relative luxury of real rooms at night, with a real bed.

Brisbane – New Years Eve fireworks, and very good change from Sydney, albeit on a much smaller scale

Surfers Paradise – for just being Surfers.

Byron Bay – notable for being awesome, as Byron always is, and for the magic powers of the alcohol that doesn’t manage to get you drunk. Until you wake up in bed with a kebab, and wonder how you, and it, got there. You know who you are.

Selling “magic” beer

And how better to end the travelling experience than to take the overnight, 13 hour, bus journey back into Sydney. There weren’t many smiles in my travelling party of two, when the driver announced the 3.30am meal stop at a road house. At which everybody would have to be off the bus so the driver could secure it.

Maybe chugging into Sydney, over the Harbour Bridge, on a glorious morning, at 7.30am, was not the best time to reflect on the whole journey. But with the benefit of a good rest, a proper nights sleep, I think it was unanimously declared a success. And something that has to be repeated.

So now, camper van trip remains on the bucket list. Next venue? New Zealand perhaps.

Winter? Already? Not the time to start enjoying water sports!

June 5, 2015 by Fran 1 Comment

I come from an island. The greatest island in the world, in my opinion. And being surrounded by water I must have grown up spending plenty of time in the water. Right? Wrong. Have you ever tried dipping your toes into the North Sea off Filey? Without a full body wet suit? And that’s protection against both the confluence (right word?) and the baltic temperatures. It has to be said, I have spent time in the water in much warmer climes. Such as learning to scuba dive years ago in the Whitsunday Islands. And taking advantage of my new qualification in the balmy waters of the Red Sea in Egypt. But for these diving experiences, this is where it stopped.

Moving to the second greatest island in the world, Australia, I could now take the opportunity to spend lots of time in the water. Right? Once again, negative. Granted the water is warmer. Ever so slightly, at least at my local beach, Balmoral on the lower North Shore in Sydney. Granted, it was like a very warm bath in Far North Queensland over summer.

Living in the UK, not a few hours from any coastline, you would have thought I would have seamlessly segued into life by the sea. Like a duck to, well, water. Not so. I have always had a natural aversion to getting wet. This includes baths. And showers, of any kind. But somehow I manage to maintain these, regularly, and hence my general hygiene. I think. <<quickly checks around and wonders why nobody near>>

With all this in mind, this year was the year it was all going to change i posited. Literally throwing ourselves into the deep end, it was on a boat trip to Nusa Lebongan, off the coast of Bali, that we jumped into a 2-man kayak, and without any experience, off we paddled. What great fun it was, pretending to be in the opening credits of Hawaii-5-O. It could almost hear the theme tune falling into sync with our oars as we circled the boat in the sedate waters of the Bali Sea.

Bali Fun Ship

Fresh from our aquatic adventures, the next challenge was closer to home. Even with the memory of the successful kayak trip giving so much confidence, it wasn’t without some trepidation that I decided we should try stand up paddle boarding (SUP) for the first time. Seeing people float around Middle Harbour, looking like they are walking on water, I thought, “how hard can it be?” Hmm, I soon found out. I’ve never tried surfing (maybe next), but standing up on a 12 foot board, in the open sea, is easier said than done! Staying on the board, and out of the drink, was positively going to be a challenge.

Down to our swimmers, sporting very fetching life jackets, we negotiated our way out from the paddle board centre without too much trouble. It was only then, after being lulled into a false sense of security, that things got interesting. “Catching” waves (or more realistically ripples) from passing boats of various sizes really tested the balance. Feet firmly planted forward, oar in hand, concentrating on the core of my body, I managed to make my way without much drama out into Middle Harbour. Some twenty minutes in, in water somewhat bereft of vessels, I started to get complacent.

Paddling away, laughing, joking with other “boarders”, I maybe didn’t see the size of the boat about to cross my path. If I had seen it, I definitely didn’t anticipate the size of the swell it would produce. Before you could say “man over board”, I was wobbling around on my board, looking punch drunk, with legs like jelly.

Hawaii – 5 – 0!!

In other news, in what has been a life bereft of luck (get out the violins), I seem to have hit on to somewhat of a winning streak. Never usually one to fill out feedback cards at the end of meals, I’d rather use crowd sourcing apps such as Foursquare, I’m rather glad I made an exception at my last visit to one of the local Greek restaurants. Imagine my surprise, and delight upon reading the monthly newsletter and discovering I had won dinner for two for the month of June. Although the free meal may well be the last one I choose to have there, due to very surly customer service. I may not have been paying for our meal. At least not the first $80 of it. But quibbling that I couldn’t pay the balance on my bank card because it “was not worth it for you” is not going to win you my repeat custom. The “Dancing Zorba” in Mosman will be the next Greek restaurant we frequent.

My next slice of luck came hot on the heels. They say you have to be in it to win it. With this in mind I bought my raffle tickets for the Cancer Research “Biggest Morning Tea”. And wouldn’t you know, I got pulled out for a prize. And not a bottle of old, dusty, cheap sherry. I actually won something I would use. Something that will come in very useful for our trip this weekend.

They (whoever “they” are) say luck comes in threes. What’s next? Lotto? <<logs onto website>>

Oh, did I mention our trip this weekend? Winter has arrived this week in Sydney, with a vengeance. As I write it is a demonstrably chilly 13 degrees. The winter wardrobe is out, yet it is not enough. I need to escape this artic hell. OK, I haven’t gone THAT soft. But it is cold.

So, on Saturday, off to Thailand we go for some much needed warmth, rest, and relaxation. Our destination is the island of Koh Samui, off the east coast of Thailand. I’m looking forward to kicking back in the pool bar with a cocktail, or two, and very much interested to see how the island has changed in the last 15 years.

Hasta pronto chicos!

The Winter Coat That Wasn’t – A Tale of Customer Service Woe

July 24, 2015 by Fran Leave a Comment

If a coat gets delivered, but there is nobody there to witness it (in fact there was, but more of that later), was there even a coat in the first place?

Back in the day, when you wanted something new, you saved up your pocket money, waited until the weekend, and went shopping. In real shops. with over bearing shop assistants.

The arrival of the internet saved my soul, and my sanity. Online shopping had arrived. No longer did I have to fend off the unwanted attentions of under worked shop staff. Making such asinine comments as “can I help you with sizes?”. No thank you. Surprising as it may seem to you, I am also able to read the labels in the back of clothes, and select the ones that I think I would like to try on.

Now, with just a few clicks, I could shop to my heart’s content, and in peace. So simple.

Until it was time for my bounty to be delivered.

Are couriers, and delivery companies in general yet to catch on to the idea of customer service? The idea that you create your business model around the needs of the customers you are meant to be serving.

Arriving home to find one of those little cards in your post box that explains they tried to make a delivery today. With a handy little number to ring to re-arrange delivery. But here is the snag.

When you call and ask for the delivery to be made on the two days you do not work, you find out that they only deliver Monday to Friday. Hmm. OK, you haven’t yet caught on to the idea that most people work through the week, so give me a time through the week that you will deliver it, and I will arrange to be in for that time slot. Hmm again. The response is usually that they are only able to give you a day, and you have to be off work the whole day waiting for them to turn up. No puedo hacerlo. No can do.

It appears that DHL, and their ilk, are not planning to change their draconian ways, so enter my saviour. The humble parcel locker.

With services currently offered by Australia Post, and Officeworks, this is a cracking idea. And free. You sign up, get an address which you use for your delivery, and your parcel gets delivered into a secure locker, that can be accessed 24/7 via a unique code.

And until recently, my experience has been excellent.

Until…Spit Junction post office get involved. Or specifically “Rosa” from the post office. As I was away on holiday when the eponymous winter coat got delivered, the time it was allowed in the secure locker expired. As is the process, it was then removed from the locker, and taken into the post office for me to collect over the counter. And the communications I got through this process reassured me all was in hand, as “Rosa” had signed for the coat.

And subsequently lost it. Somewhere. In a post office the size of a large shipping container. When I went in to collect my coat, I was told that I should call back again when they had chance to have a full search of the post office. Which I did. On 3 occasions. And still no coat. And no apology. And no taking ownership of the issue. I was told that I would have to chase up all parties involved, from the online store I bought the coat from, to the courier service that had delivered the coat.

All this despite having evidence that the online store HAD despatched the coat. The courier HAD collected and delivered the coat. And “Rosa” HAD signed for the coat at Spit Junction post office.

Still, Julian, the manager at the post office, told me it wasn’t his problem, and that I had to do my own chasing around.

Not happy with this appalling lack of customer service, I had Julian raise an official complaint. Meanwhile I tried contacting Witchery customer service. Which was equally appalling. Don’t these people want customers? All the accountability was on me, the customer. There was total apathy, a total lack of concern for my loss.

In steps my saviour. PayPal. To the rescue again. Like my cloud hosted knight in shining armour.

A company that truly seems to be on the side of the customer, and the service we deserve when we are spending our hard earned cash. Having previously rescued me from the wretched clutches of Next.com, the Aussie outpost of the popular UK site from an unbelievably bad customer service / delivery experience, I again had to revert to their “resolution centre” to reclaim my funds.

It looks as though PayPal had the same problem getting any joy from Witchery, and when they hadn’t responded to PayPal with the requisite 14 days, PayPal refunded me the total amount. An amount they will now claim back direct from Witchery.

It has now been over 5 weeks since this whole saga began. I am older, and slightly greyer for the experience. At the time of writing I still have not heard from either the Post Office, the Postal Ombudsman (to whom I escalated my complaint), nor Witchery. Lord knows into which black hole my query / complaint / rants have gone.

Probably the same place as where my coat is.

In the meantime, Rosa may have a new coat, but I now have some money to spend. Where’s that laptop?

Mum comes to Sydney…marvellous

November 3, 2015 by Fran Leave a Comment

Not going back to the UK much, you may think that 2 weeks with the family would be enough. Not for me. Oh no. I am what you would call in the common vernacular, “a glutton for punishment”. After an amazing couple of weeks in the UK seeing family and friends, old and new, I then brought my mum and one of my sisters BACK with me! Albeit, the quietest sister. I swear, at times you wouldn’t even know she was there. Apart from sporadic “marvellouses” every now and then she is an introvert’s dream. Marvellous.

Cast your mind back 18 months and you will recall mum came back to Sydney with me for her first Australian trip. And, some might say surprisingly, she also found her way back home at the end of her 3 weeks. Yes, she did 4 loops of Sydney international terminal, and almost got on a plane to Qatar from Singapore. But, she made it home safely. And that is the important bit. OK, i made the bit about the plane to Qatar bit up, but you get the picture.

So, with mum now being a seasoned traveller, and knowing a bit of Sydney, a few weeks back here, with my sister would be a breeze. Wouldn’t it? The only danger, as I could see, would be that mum would leave my sister sat in a cafe somewhere in Mosman, forgetting she was there. It’s easily done. She is so quiet and reserved that you think you are sat in glorious isolation. It’s like forgetting your umbrella on the train. Kind of. Up you get, and you are halfway home before you realise she is missing.

It turns out mum has her own inimitable way of navigating Mosman. “Look for the man’s head”, she said. Man’s head? What the devil is she talking about? “I walk up the road, to Vinnies (local charity shop), and on the way back, walk past Bird Bath Table (actually Bed, Bath, and Table!), past the kid’s toy shop (to see if there are ANY kids she hasn’t yet bought a gift for), and when I see the man’s head, I turn right down your street.”

Let’s get one thing clear. Mosman is no war torn village, in a country ravaged by civil war. So you don’t go around expecting to see the heads of men casually on street corners. But on my next visit to work, the penny dropped. She was looking for Dom. A brass bust of a late, former local Mayor of Mosman. Strategically located, for mum’s navigational purpose, at the top of my street. Now, like all good family histories, mum was passing this knowledge on to my sister, so future generations don’t get lost wandering around Mosman. Let’s hope Dom doesn’t fall foul of the local council, and get removed. Where would we be then? Or, more specifically, where would mum be?

Thankfully, as it turns out, mum, or my sister didn’t get lost. At least not in a literal sense. Although, if she described her day to you, you could be forgiven she had been on a different planet completely.

She wanted to meet me in”Darwin Harbour”, til I explained to her that Darwin was many, many miles away, in the north, and it would take us a long time to get there. We established she meant Darling Harbour. A similar thing happened when she wanted to meet for lunch in Canary Wharf. Now, I am sure there are some cracking food options in Canary Wharf, the thing is, it is in London, and we were in Sydney.

When I suggested somewhere closer would be more convenient, she piped up, “how about Neutron Bay or Split Junction?’. Yes mum, would that be Neutral Bay or Spit Junction? As long as she made sure she didn’t get on the “hopalong bus”. Worked that one out? The “hop on, hop off” tourist bus.

And the fun just continued. She wondered if Milo was a wine? Tried to order “spankyoli” in the Greek restaurant, in place of spanakopita, and then got home and asked if i would “get the Skype box out” so she could call home. You couldn’t make this stuff up. Well, you could, it jut wouldn’t be as funny.

You could possibly think the coup de grace would be the time she locked herself into the toilet, getting her leg up on the frame to try and force the door, only to realise she was pushing, and not pulling. But no. For me, the best was saved til the last days of a very enjoyable, and very memorable holiday, when she looked aghast when i informed her that dinosaurs are real. “You mean they were not made up for Jurassic Park?” she genuinely enquired?
Mum, I salute you. Once again I loved having you here in Australia with me and giving me the opportunity to spend quality time with you. It makes me realise how much I miss you, and having you around. I look forward to our next adventure.

Oh, you see, I almost forgot. My quiet sister. It was great having you here too, and so glad that you managed to get to do the things you wished for. Although, you come all the way to amazing Sydney, with it’s iconic sights, and your highlight? Alf’s bait shop in Summer Bay (Palm Beach)! Rubber dinghy rapids bruv. Marvellous.

Xmas in Palm Cove, FNQ – 2015

December 31, 2015 by Fran Leave a Comment

This had been a long time coming. The long awaited Xmas holiday. Back to a place we first discovered almost a year ago to the day, thanks to a family recommendation (nod to Pam 😊) whilst exploring the East coast in a camper van.

And as if we hadn’t waited long enough, the holiday gods were transpiring to make us wait even longer. The 15.00 Jetstar departure to Cairns, Airbus A320, was being inspected in minute detail by not one, not two, but three engineers. I didn’t have a good feeling about this. Having extensive experience of budget airlines, I was expecting to have to disembark, and decamp back to the departure lounge. In the event, despite leaving Sydney a full one and a half hours late, I was glad to be leaving at all.

Pulling away from the terminal to the (in ear) strains of Del Amitri. Yes, that Scottish band from time ago. As I had to explain to my travel companion who had never heard of them. The youth of today. The very song I was listening to (The Ones That You Love Lead You Nowhere) was recorded from a concert I was at, in Leeds, 1997, at the Town & Country club for those that remember it.

Now cruising at altitude, sipping a cold Peroni, looking forward to the relaxing week ahead. Sun, sand, and good books. Or so I thought.

We arrived in the midst of a cyclone warning, and to torrential rain. The 30 minute transfer from Cairns airport, north up Captain Cook highway, past Yorkeys Knob (which always fills me with juvenile giggles, but is actually just one of the beach suburbs on the way north), had me very worried. Were we going to have this for the whole week, and be stuck indoors, under house arrest by the weather?

The eternal optimist within me found a silver lining to that worst case of scenarios. Our hotel was in a great location, with our 3rd floor room overlooking the pool, and BBQ area, ringed by trees, looking like the rain forests of the hinterland. There could be worse places to be holed up, with wine, crisps, and an unlimited supply of books (one of the benefits of travelling with an ereader).

Being English, and from the greatest place on earth, Yorkshire, I had learned at a very young age that a bit (read torrential) of rain wasn’t going to hurt me, so out for dinner we ventured. Although it is true we didn’t venture far. Then again, nothing is very far in (usually) picture postcard perfect Palm Cove. After about a 29 yard hike we arrived at the welcoming doors of Il Forno pizzeria.

A very cute, little authentic pizzeria, upstairs, with views out across the road, to the ocean. So relaxing, with a bottle of Tin Cottage sauv blanc, listening to the early evening waves crashing against the beach. The pizza was good, but I was just a little bit jealous of the child at the next table devouring a Nutella calzone! But, full, and tired after a long day, it was time to retire for the evening.

After a good nights sleep, benefiting from very rare air conditioning, I tentatively opened my eyes, and my ears, carefully listening. Yeah, I had woken to the strains of rain again. That cyclone remained a risk. That said, we ventured outside, determined not to have the inclement weather govern our holiday.

Over a very good breakfast, with the best coffee I ended up having in Palm Cove, at Jack and Shanan’s, I was surprised with an early birthday present. An afternoon massage, and a rain therapy treatment (ironic really, considering the amount of rain we were putting up with outside the spa), at Peppers Beach Club day spa. Relaxing, (as best I could when naked but for a modesty towel), getting gently pummelled and exfoliated whilst listening to dolphins having sex.

A great way to spend the first full day of the holiday, setting the tone for the rest. Lunch, accompanied with Margaritas. Not quite Jimmy Buffet standard, but it was 5 o’clock somewhere, so we didn’t need an excuse. The rain was relentless but we were kept company with our good friend Stella from Belgium.

The following day, Xmas Eve, dawned dry, and at 7am we were picked up and on our way to Cairns port, for our 8.30am snorkelling trip to the Great Barrier Reef. Replicating how we spent Xmas Eve last year, albeit that was further south, in the Whitsunday Islands. The 1 hour and 20 minutes on the boat to the reef was very choppy, and I was thankful that I had earlier taken a sea sickness tablet. Judging by the amount of green faces surrounding me, and the rate that the little white bags were getting filled up by retching ship mates, it turned out to be an inspired decision.

And as expected, the day turned out to be awesome. A ripper, in local parlance. Visiting 3 snorkelling/dive sites, we got to see some amazing coral, and sea life, which included a couple of white tipped reef sharks, sea turtles, and the ever elusive Nemo. Yes, this was my first time actually seeing the little fella, despite having snorkelled these waters on multiple occasions. The clownfish, Nemo’s “official” title, is a very small fish, and can only be found swimming amongst the anemones that he calls home. We were fortunate to have been directed there by one of the crew, a marine biologist, who knew exactly where the little chap hung out.

Definitely a Xmas Eve to remember. We were back in Cairns for 4.30pm, and soon on our way back to Palm Cove, for the last dinner and drinks of my 43rd year. And what a year.

Another day, another year older. Some people shy away from birthdays. Not even celebrating them. I’m not sure why. For me, it’s time to rejoice that I am lucky enough to have my full health, and people in my life that make me happy. We can’t take anything for granted, and shouldn’t. In keeping with tradition in recent years, it was down the beach with a beer for the obligatory birthday shot. I hope to still be doing this many years from now. The birthday gods had called rank over the weather gods, and I was blessed with a beautiful, sunny day. Another reason to be happy.

Xmas lunch was done more in the Aussie style, than English. No turkey, but bucket loads (literally) of king prawns. With free flowing fizz, and enough chocolate mousse at the end to drown in, we walked away (well, waddled), very full, and very content. As night closed in, I drew the curtains on another great year.

The remaining days of the holiday were blessed with the kind of weather we had packed for, and expected. Beach, and cold drinks weather. Reminding us what is so special about Palm Cove, and what drew us back here in the first place. Far North Queensland really is a beautiful part of Australia, and the world. My only regret was that we weren’t staying longer. But we were soon heading back to Sydney, and to finally celebrate “Xmas day” at home. opening presents, and watching Home Alone. Some traditions are too good to die off.

The changing face of travel

March 18, 2016 by Fran Leave a Comment

Reading an article recently got me reminiscing about the first real trip I did. Not the week I had in Tunisia riding camels. Not the week in Ibiza, avoiding San Antonio. An actual backpacking trip. Years before flash packing was a glint in an entrepreneurs eye. There was no “flash” in the travel we were to embark on. Not even on the camera we had. No, seriously, it had NO flash. There are probably people reading this who don’t understand that statement. Does this help?

Example of 110 camera, introduced by Kodak in 1972

My, oh my. Taking pics on that old thing. And wandering to the chemist on Pitt St Mall in Sydney, paying extra to get the 1 hour processing. The height of excitement. Then, when the pics came, nervously flicking through to see what of the night out in Kings Cross actually got captured. I lost count of the times we either exclaimed, who IS that? Why is that girl sitting on your knee? Who are those lads drinking schooners with us? Those halcyon days.

The intention is not to rehash the original article I read, but to give me chance to reflect on times past, and the changes that seem to have happened over the years without me really noticing. I still feel like that excited 23 year old. Knowing there is a whole world out there to explore. I am a little older, and wiser now, but I still have that excitement about the world.

Traveling in 1994 was very different to traveling now. No email. Internet? What was that? All we had was our trusty guide book of choice. Mine being then, and still, Lonely Planet. But what hefty tomes they were.

Booking your next hostel over the actual telephone. The big ones in the street, that you put coins into. Not the one in your pocket the size of a small caramel slice. No kids, those weren’t invented at this point. Mobile phones, not caramel slices.

Passing on your contact details by getting out a pen, and ripping a piece of paper from your travel journal. Knowing that you were never going to see, nor contact 99% of the people. But it felt good to do it anyway. With your new lifelong “friends”. That is something that never changes, whatever the technology we use as enablers. Friendships don’t need social media.

And as for writing to let people know what you were up to. Well. You had to actually write. With a real pen.

Poste Restante. What a quaint idea. If you wanted a letter to reach you on the road, you told people which city, or town you would be in, and added c/o Poste Restante. And miraculously, it arrived. You went and queued up with all the other travellers, and vagabonds, with your identification. And collected your mail. I still have a box full of letters from that time, collected from post offices around Australia.

A few years after that seminal trip, I found myself back down under, travelling around New Zealand, tying in a quick visit to the sister, who at this time was living it large in Bondi. Sans children.

What was this strange phenomenon whereby fellow travellers were jumping straight off the bus upon arrival in Christchurch, and running into the nearest café? All lined up, clearly visible through the front window of the cafe, each sat at a computer terminal. Were they taking some kind of online exam? Playing computer games? No, the age of the Internet cafe had arrived. With pay as you go access to email, and allowing you to upload (if you had the time and money for the incredibly frustrating upload and download speeds) photos. At lot had seemingly changed since 1994. A brave new world indeed.

I had to join this brave new world, and so, far my next major trip, a round the world (RTW in travel parlance) I found myself travelling all the way to Leeds to hunt down an elusive Internet cafe. I say ALL the way to Leeds, and those readers from home will know this is not far at all. But in those days, it just highlights how few and far between these mythical Internet cafes were.

Not that I knew what one of these places of magic and mystery were, but I had read that I could go there and get an email address. Whatever that was. A legacy of this remains to this day, the reason I have “99” appending fcormack on my hotmail account. This was the year I set it up. A poignant, and constant reminder of a marvellous year.

Having an email address was only half the story. Finding a place down a dusty side street in Delhi that somebody had told you had a computer so you could email…who exactly? I think I was an early adopter in this email malarkey, which meant the options of who I could write to (electronically) were very limited.

And boy, were these internet connections slow! You paid by the 5, or 10 mins usually. And before you had written “wish you were here” you had spent next week’s beer and bed budget. Imagine my relief some years later when Stelios finally got into the game, creating his big orange “EasyInternet” cafes. Game changers at the time, that I have used in places from Berlin to Barcelona.

Traveling now is unrecognisable from my early days. My last real trip was at the end of 2010/start of 2011, all around South America. Most people I met were carrying expensive bits of kit such as MacBooks, and large expensive SLR cameras. Not to mention the mini computers, masquerading as phones, in their pockets. Or it’s the ubiquitous tablet, used to capture and share every waking moment of their trip. Be it the food. The amazing sunset. The “undiscovered” beach they have just discovered. The one first mentioned by Tony and Maureen Wheeler in the very Lonely Planet guide to South East Asia, Across Asia on the Cheap, from 1973.

I have a wry smile to myself, seeing some of the content in today’s travel blogs. From the “digital nomads” currently traveling all four corners of the earth. They sometimes really believe they are exploring uncharted waters. Seeing things with human eyes for the very first time. The reality is that they probably aren’t even the first person in their hostel to see it. But you know what, that is part of the beauty of travelling. Thinking you are Phileas Fogg. Educating the masses to the big wide world out there.

What is true is that the act of travel is no longer a luxury. Or even a rite of passage as it once was. It’s just something you do. Because you can. Because life is short, and it sure beats working. And because the world has shrunk to the point that any of us can be anywhere we want to be.

You just need to decide where that is, and make it happen.