Explore with Fran

The importance of food on culture

Having been out of Australia for a few weeks now there are some quintessential Aussie foods that I could crave. If I thought about it for too long. 

Our last week in Western Australia I had one such craving and so found myself enjoying something so Australian it would be remiss of me not to indulge.

The meat pie. It is an institution in Australia and the one I had at the French Bakery in Cowaramup satisfied the craving I had. I knew that for quite some time the cuisine would be very different. For the next two weeks we would be travelling around Bali.

Back to Bali

Bali is somewhere that we have spent quite some time exploring. It is an island that keeps drawing us back for many reasons. The people. The enduring culture. The food. And yes, dare I say it, the chaos. It is vibrant. Alive. And lots of fun. To start our 2026 overseas travels we would be spending a couple of weeks indulging in nasi goreng and Bintang.

We flew into Bali, arriving late as appears to be the norm for us. Over the years the airport in Bali has improved no end. At one time all arrivals were met with huge lines at immigration. Undergoing the laborious process of obtaining your visa on arrival. Taking a very long time. 

Now the arrival visa, giving you a 30 day stay, can be applied for online and with the dozens of electronic passport gates we are now through within seconds. Literally. On our last few visits, as today, there are lots of free gates so we just walk up, scan our passports and we are in the country.

Chaotic Canggu

The benefit of landing at 12.30am is that the traffic on the roads is a little quieter than the usual chaos. This resulted in our anticipated hour plus ride being less than than 45 minutes. A record and we were pleased to get to bed just a little earlier than expected. A quick check in and we were in our room and in bed by 2am.

Our first week was to be spent in Canggu. A place on the west coast that we have previously visited. We even stayed at the same hotel as it is central, close to so many restaurants, and a ten minute walk to the beach for those Balinese sunsets. Breakfast was included and was typical of hotel breakfasts in larger Asian hotels. An egg station, warm Asian dishes, and a buffet of cereals, breads, fruits and yoghurts. 

This is where being strategic pays off. Working out what foods to have and how many trips you will make. I tend to have “3 courses”, starting out with noodles and curry, moving onto fried eggs, and finishing with a few small bakery items and a final coffee. By this point I feel I have had an elegant sufficiency and should be good through to lunchtime.

A typical day would see us finishing breakfast and spending the morning around and in the pool. This is something we learned over the years as the weather in Bali is tropical and often rains in the afternoon. That said, in the two weeks that we were on the island we saw very little rain. Then, before lunch it would be time in the gym to maintain the balance that is so important when you are on the road. Some cardio to raise the heart rate, a few weights, and ending with a little stretching.

If you have travelled in Asia you will know that scooters far outnumber cars on the road. And walking anywhere in Bali is to be aware that scooters come from all directions. Not always in the direction that traffic is flowing. At times the pavements, what there are of them are, also full of scooter riders trying to shave seconds off their trip. It pays to be alert at all times.

Alert, not just for the scooters but also for where the pavement suddenly disappears. Yes, it is common to look down and notice that the pavement has disappeared leaving a yawning great hole that it would be easy to do yourself a lot of damage with. Having negotiated the tricky pavements and had a busy day on our feet it was bliss to end the day with a foot massage, a very common pastime across South East Asia.

To celebrate our final night in Canggu we had a dinner reservation at Yuki. A Japanese restaurant that we had thoroughly enjoyed in the past here in Canggu. On a different Bali trip we discovered that there is an outlet of Yuki in Uluwatu and we enjoyed dinner there too. In even better news, we were to discover later in the trip that their third restaurant will open later this year, in Ubud.

Serenity in Sideman

All part of the charm of this beautiful little island. An island that we love exploring and after five nights in Canggu we were off to the middle of the island. To a village that was new to us. Sideman. A two and half hour taxi ride away. The distance wasn’t too far but the roads are so busy that it takes a long time to get anywhere. 

It was worth the drive. Sideman is stunning. High in the hills, surrounded by resplendent green rice fields and sat in the shadow of the hulking Mt Agung, Bali’s highest peak. An active volcano that last erupted in 2019 we were hoping she remains sleepy through our visit.

Our accommodation was called Samanvaya, a collection of villas around a number of swimming pools. Amazing views in every direction. My mornings started with hot strong Balinese coffee sat outside in silence taking in the expansive views. Paradise.

Being a small traditional village there was not much to do other than enjoy the tranquility. It really was a side of Bali you don’t often see. A local stopped us and asked if we were enjoying Bali “from the 1970s?”

We were. Immensely. In the more built up areas of Bali modern hotels and restaurants now predominate. Here in Sideman it is all local homestays and warungs (a local restaurant). A true step back in time and more reminiscent of my first visit over 30 years ago.

Whilst in Sideman we celebrated our 5th wedding anniversary with a great meal at the hotel. We even managed to splurge on a glass of wine, forgoing the customary Bintang lager. Pre dinner saw us enjoying the 2 for 1 cocktails and a few games of UNO. The less said about the result the better.

Closing out the Balinese adventure

Our final four nights were to be spent in Ubud, the spiritual centre of Bali. A favourite spot of ours. We stayed at Kano Sari, home to six villas in a traditional Balinese compound. Whilst Ubud remains a chaotic place in terms of the traffic, a mere ten minute walk north and we were enveloped by just the sounds of nature.

Each morning and evening we had a very strange noise outside our villa. I initially thought it was a large gecko but it made the strangest noise, almost like a little bark. It became our “nature’s alarm clock” without us establishing what it might be.

Our last day in Bali saw us visiting the Sacred Monkey Forest, me making my traditional visit to the tattoo shop before we both went and had an hour long massage. A perfect end to a perfect couple of weeks in Bali. A place we know we will return to.

For now, it is time to check into our flight, find the business class lounge and relax until our 12.35am flight to Paris, via Dubai.

When we returned from our round the world adventures in 2023, back to Perth, we didn’t know what the next chapter had in store for us. We had enjoyed our three years exploring the big old state of Western Australia, even running off to Margaret River in 2021 to get married.

Having enjoyed almost every restaurant, brewery, and over 70 cellar doors across Swan Valley and Margaret River we knew it was time. Time to travel again. When you are living a values aligned life, and when you know two of your strongest values are adventure and travel, making big decisions seems so much simpler.

Where else to start our travels?

Knowing we would be travelling again, and that we were leaving Western Australia, we knew there was only one place to start. In our spiritual home.  So when we decided to hit the road again it was only natural that we planned to start in the Margaret River region. 

With the lease of our most recent apartment expiring at the end of March we had a natural break. Sell what we can. Put the rest into storage. And hand the keys in. A couple of nights in a hotel in superb Subiaco, one of our favourite suburbs, whilst we dealt with the necessary life admin and we were off to pick up the hire car.

Our destination was just over two hours south of Perth. Busselton to catch up with our good friends Ali and Fran and talk all things Camino. They spent part of last year doing the Camino Nortes. Across Northern Spain. Whilst we will be doing the shorter Camino Portugués we got some valuable advice and tips over great food and even better beer at Rocky Ridge Taphouse, a place we will certainly miss.

Bliss in a tiny cabin

A twenty minute drive out of Busselton is Whicher Ridge winery, a place we highly recommend you visit for a wine tasting and a walk through their sensory garden. We were staying at one of the tiny cabins they have on the large working vineyard. One of three cabins, each out of sight of the other in such a way that you start to believe you are the last human inhabitants of earth. With just our sister, nature for company.

Waking up on that first morning, just as the sun was rising, Victoria had lain silently watching the many kangaroos that were feeding right outside our oversize bedroom window. She was transfixed for a couple of hours. That is until I woke and starting plodding around the cabin. The ever alert kangaroos. with their ears twitching a full 180 degrees were soon bounding off. 

Back to civilisation

After two nights of isolation we were heading back to civilisation. Our next stop was three nights in an AirBnB in Margaret River town. A location that allowed us to walk to two very different eating establishments and not worry about who was the skipper (what Australians call the designated driver). Settlers Tavern is a must visit when we are in town, simply for their chicken parmi. We have enjoyed a lot of parmis over the years and this is one of the best. When we had family stay with us a couple of years ago this was one of the first places we took them to.

Our second walkable restaurant is the excellent Miki’s Open Kitchen. Quite possibly the best Japanese restaurants in Australia. We have been fortunate to have eaten here a number of times, always the “Complete” degustation. We have never been disappointed, and with matching wines on the evening we left very happy.

Not walkable but only a 30 minute drive from another favourite meant we were booked in for the excellent “Farm Feast” at Glenarty Road in Karridale. We have been here a number of times now for both wine tasting and the paddock to plate restaurant and it always leaves us wanting to visit again. And we will, I am sure. 

It would be remiss of me not to mention Vasse Felix winery and vineyard. One of the originals in the region it is a place we keep returning to over and over. We had our first meal as a married couple here back in April 2021. As then, the leaves on the trees were turning autumnal and we called in for a couple of glasses of their rather quaffable wines.

Farewell beers at some favourite breweries

Our third, and final stop whilst down South was at Littlewood Chalet. We were finishing with an off grid stay. No phone signal. No wifi. Just our Uno cards and bottles of wine. Perfect. As we were just down the road we called into CBCo Brewery for a cold beer. A very impressive brewery that we hadn’t been to in a number of years. We even had some fun with the “selfie pole” out the front.

To close out the brewery side of things we also had a farewell beer at Margaret River Brew House. Always seemingly at capacity we did manage to get one our usual small tables out in the garden to toast a wonderful couple of weeks.

Our final morning down south started with eggs benedict at Sea Garden cafe. Somewhere we visit every time we are down here. Is there a more quintessential Margaret River cafe? This also allowed us to do our walk along Gnarabup Beach for the final time. Oh, the memories.

The three hour drive back to Perth was mostly done in contemplative silence. We love the South West of WA and dont know when we will next be back. We are taking away so many memories and leaving behind a piece of our heart.

It was time to drop the hire car off, squeeze in ANOTHER farewell beer, or two at Found brewery in Subiaco, then jump on the train to the airport. An airport that has been going through quite a transformation. It looks as though Perth airport is being dragged into the 21st century. We said cheers to this as we prepared for our exit from Australia.

For part two of the 2026 travels, Bali beckons.

Who remembers the pandemic?

As we concluded our travels around Sri Lanka we shared how we enjoyed the South West coast. This led us up to Colombo, the island’s capital where we had the opportunity to stay in the historic Galle Face Hotel and explore the sights of this old colonial city.

Now, we were about to make up for lost time. If you have been reading along for a few years you will know that we packed up our lives in Sydney to head overseas for some travel and adventure. In March 2020. We got as far as Perth and were here for two years. There was a small issue of a pandemic that we were all going through together. Across the globe.

A pandemic that saw us confined to the state of Western Australia. A very big state, mind. And whilst making the most of the beautiful South West we eloped in April 2021 and got married in Boranup Forest. Two witnesses and a celebrant. A perfect day. And being, well, the pandemic, we couldn’t have an official honeymoon. Since then we have always said that one day we would.

Arriving at Male

A short flight from Colombo and we had wheels down at Male International airport in The Maldives. The smallest country in Asia, yet spread over one of the largest geographical areas, Maldives consists of 20 natural atolls, which are ring shaped islands. Islands surrounded by pristine sea and beach. Known to have been inhabited for over 2,500 years, you will no doubt know of it as a luxury holiday destination. And luxury it is.

Not that you would get that impression on arrival in the capital, Male. The queue for immigration was long, the building a little ramshackle, and the process for a visa laborious. Unlike other countries in the world where you can apply for your visa before you leave your home country, The Maldives is a visa on a arrival destination. Meaning we all had to queue, answer questions, complete all the necessary rigmarole before our passports were stamped.

I don’t know, it just wasn’t the arrival I expected when I visualised visiting The Maldives. Once the formalities were complete we were through to arrivals where we were met by a representative of the resort we were staying at. With almost 190 resorts to choose from, scattered across the various atolls, picking the one to book was not a simple, nor quick process.

Our home for our honeymoon

We eventually choose Varu by Atmosphere, and their rep guided us to an outdoor area in the airport whilst we waited for another couple. With no air conditioning the hour we had to wait felt much longer. It was a relief to be walking the short distance to the harbour where our speedboat was waiting for the 50 minute ride to the resort.

Zipping across the water as the sun slowly set in the West, I had a pinch me moment. We were in the Maldives. It had never been that high on my travel bucket list. That was until we got married. Then, it just seemed the right place to be. And once we started planning our Sri Lanka trip, and realized just how close The Maldives were we knew it was happening. It took us a few years to finally get our honeymoon, and now we were here. Greeted on arrival at the island with traditional music and a glass of chilled champagne. These were going to be four very enjoyable days.

We were driven to our over water villa in a small electric golf buggy. Other than bicycles, the only transport we were to see on the island. The villa was amazing. Being all inclusive I shouldn’t have been as excited as I was to see that we had a temperature controlled wine fridge in the villa with a bottle of red and a bottle of white. Across the other side of the room was another small fridge, this one containing local beers, chocolate and soft drinks.

Dining in The Maldives

Having only experienced all inclusive twice before, once celebrating Victoria’s 40th birthday on safari in South Africa, and a second time on a cut price cruise from Lisbon to New York, it always blows my mind that you can drink whatever you feel like and the next day it is all replenished. It is like magic. And that you can rock up to a bar and select any drink you want without having to reach for your phone to pay.

Our villa was huge with a bed that faced the ocean. Double doors opened onto our private deck and plunge pool. With direct access to the warm, inviting sea from our own set of steps, many hours were spent snorkelling. Off the bedroom we had a large bathroom with freestanding bath. It was a lovely surprise to come back to the villa after a (couple of) pina coladas by the beach to see the bath run for us and full of rose petals. Accompanied by a “happy honeymoon” display on the bed. We hadn’t planned to take a bath before dinner, but how could we not pour a glass of wine, climb in and enjoy it?

The resort had a number of restaurants offering different cuisines. We tried almost all of them and the quality of the food was excellent. You may think that after three weeks travelling around Sri Lanka I would be over curries. No. Breakfast, lunch and dinner in The Maldives I started with a curry. Often traditional Maldivian, and sometimes a favourite or two from Sri Lanka. The hard decisions then started. What to eat next. With a literal smorgasbord of offerings I left every meal having eaten too much. And very happy.

On that first evening, strolling back from dinner I decided to call in to the bar and get my customary whisky nightcap. As I was taking it back to the room the bar tender poured it into a takeaway coffee cup. I could tell from the weight that it was a healthy double of the 12 year old Glenfiddich. Little was I to know that each night they would get healthier. By the end of our stay my whisky was poured into the cup with a knowing smile. As it was passed to me it was obvious I was now getting a cup full of whisky so see out my night. Sat out on the deck of the villa, gazing into the very clear night sky, sipping whisky, very grateful for the life we choose to lead.

And it wasn’t just the bar staff. The service right across all the venues on the island was impeccable and the staff so friendly. Even in the short time we were there we felt like we got to know them a little. I smiled one day, returning to the villa to see that they had dropped off a pink lilo for us in the plunge pool. They must have been reading my mind. And that afternoon I spent a leisurely few hours floating on the water, drinking cold beer, wondering where it all went wrong.

All this eating and drinking has consequences. Which is why we live a life of balance. Each day found us in the air conditioned gym keeping up with our daily exercise routine. Time on the treadmill seems to pass so much faster when you have a view of the ocean between the trees. Showered, cooling down from the excesses of the gym, with a cold beer and another round of the Maldivian Uno Classic. Can anybody remember the score?

So hard to say goodbye

It is always hard to leave a great holiday destination. It is even harder to leave The Maldives. Walking around to Lime and Chilli for our final breakfast, a couple of black tipped reef sharks swam in to say goodbye to us. Today, we were headed back to Colombo for a couple of days sightseeing and to close out an amazing trip.

We had two nights booked at our hotel in Colombo, only one of which we will be sleeping. Our flight back home leaves Colombo at 1.45am so we paid for the extra night allowing us to go for dinner and then come back to the room for a nap, to freshen up, and be somewhat ready for travelling at such an ungodly hour.

At least I got to finally try my very first string hoppers for breakfast. I would call that ending on a high.

Heading to Ahangama in the mood for Xmas

We left Mirissa in Sri Lanka’s south singing xmas carols in the sun, as we rode a taxi the 40 minutes up the coast to Ahangama. Headed to a hotel called “The Find”. And indeed, it did look quite the find and I soon discovered why. When booking travel it is always important to check the currency you are booking in. What looked like a fair price to Victoria in $AUD cost quite a lot more when converted into the actual currency of US$. The fact that it is adults only more than made up for the cost.

Uttering our familiar refrain of “sunk cost” we put the spent beer money behind us and checked into what turned out to be a very swish hotel. Looking like something in the desert of Palm Springs, The Find only has 9 rooms, all with ocean facing views. With a pool and an open air bar and restaurant, it whispered “luxury”. The breakfast was the best we had on our trip, even if it veered more towards a Western style of breakfast. It was here that I had my very first bircher muesli and the jury is still out for me.

The Find, found

The town of Ahangama is much like a lot of the towns along this south west coast of Sri Lanka. Built on either side of a roaring and hectic main road. Yes, this is the main road through to Colombo in the North so we again had the kamikaze local buses hurtling through. What this design does make for though is that one side of the road has uninterrupted sea views. So, whichever bar or restaurant you go into you get the same million dollar views. 

We had these views for our first lunch in Ahangama. A kottu dish at Popeye’s that Victoria still dreams of. Sat with our toes in the sand, the waves stopping just short of our feet, with a cold Lion beer. This is Sri Lanka. We slept lunch off with a chilled afternoon on the sunloungers at the hotel, waking in time for happy hour cocktails. Cocktails that cost as much as the previous day’s food and drinks combined. On our travel budget we wouldn’t be spending our afternoons like this too often.

Enjoying Sri Lankan curry and rice in Ahangama

Budget order was restored at dinner, eating in a very popular local restaurant called “The Townhouse”. All the sandals at the door told us we had to enter barefoot, and the menu suggested we had to have the very good Sri Lankan curry and rice. It was delicious and was served with a “cutlet”. Not the pork cutlet I was expecting. In Sri Lankan cuisine a cutlet is akin to an Italian arancini. It was very tasty. Washed down by my daily fix of mango smoothie. For our after dinner stroll we mingled with the locals as they shopped at night markets and mobile bakeries.

Our time in Ahangama consisted of early morning beach walks before an excellent breakfast. Did I just have the best banana pancakes in my life? Lazy days around the pool, reading and surreptitiously checking the cricket score. The Ashes were not going well. Cheap and tasty rotis from streetside vendors and prices so low I was scratching my head. For our final dinner we walked to a restaurant called “The Bus Stop” which had excellent Google reviews. 

We were the only ones there. Yet, as we always choose to do, we stayed and ordered. And we were glad we did. Very friendly service and very good food. They also served alcohol so we treated ourselves to a large can of Lion beer.

Galle, revisited

Friday saw us having our final breakfast at The Find and ordering an Uber for the ride to Galle. As circumstances dictated we had already visited Galle when we left flood ravaged Kandy. This time we were back in a hotel Victoria booked, say no more, and we had plenty of time to visit the sights in this UNESCO heritage enlisted city.

Galle also had a train station so the first order of the day was getting a refund for our cancelled Kandy to Ella train. For which we had to find a tiny shop that offered a photocopying service and get copies of our passport. Thankfully, this was close to the train station and the whole refund process was quick. Second order of the day was lunch and I had a tasty chicken curry with paratha and Victoria, a trusty kottu. Drinks? Yes, I had a mango smoothie. 

Galle is a very popular stop on this side of the Sri Lankan coast. Many tourists and holiday makers come and walk along the walls of the fort, visit the lighthouse, and meander through the charming narrow streets checking out the old architecture. The town has a very good feel to it. And you soon get used to the constant flute of the snake charmer.

Yes, snake charmers still exist, and tourists still seem to pay them to rouse their soporific cobras from their wicker baskets. Animal welfare is not top of mind in a lot of countries, and in Sri Lanka we saw quite a few monkeys on chains being paraded for tourists to take photos. A part of me dies inside every time I see it.

Walking back to the hotel I picked up a new nightcap. The local whisky had served me well and now I am going to try the local Arrak. Supposedly a mix between whisky and rum. Distilled from coconuts this sounds like my kind of drink. I nursed a couple as we continued our “UNO Sri Lankan Championship”, not that I remembered which of us was winning after the Arrak.

Not our first rodeo, high tea in Galle

Saturday dawned with the realisation that we left Perth a whole two weeks ago. I am not quite sure where the time has gone. Reflecting on this we made our way down to breakfast. The breakfast was a let down after the ones we had at The Find. In truth, most breakfasts are a let down after that. We were back to cold toast, tasteless jams and the ubiquitous fruit plate. We made up for it later in the afternoon with a decadent high tea at the luxury hotel, Amangalla, a stylish colonial inspired building.

I was initially drawn in by their claim of clotted cream. Sadly, this did not prove to be true. That said, the high tea was excellent, as was the service. We whiled away a wonderful couple of hours sipping bubbles, drinking tea, and eating scones on the terrace of the hotel. 

Manifesting a scoring run in Galle, sadly

With no need for dinner in the evening we enjoyed a couple of cold beers and watched the Premier League football in the Taphouse pub. Victoria got into some banter with a Leeds Utd fan and shared her opinion that Calvert-Lewin “couldn’t score in a brothel”. I am sad to report that he hasn’t stopped scoring since. Be careful what you wish for.

I wished for a better breakfast. Alas, it didn’t appear. As our next destination was only 30 minutes away we made the most of the morning in Galle. Victoria had a very good massage and I had a good coffee. We were both relaxed. Ordering an Uber we were on the move again. Next stop, Hikkaduwa.

On to Hikkaduwa but who with?

Our Uber driver actually looked like the person in the Uber app. This hasn’t been the case many times on this trip. The first time it happened I was very thrown. What do we do? Get in? State the obvious, “this is not you”? As they have the app open, and have my name and booking on their screen, we always just jumped in. With the passing around of the Uber credentials this could explain why some of our drivers appeared not to be able to drive very well. I wondered, is this a way of avoiding the need to have a driving licence?

I put this to the back of my mind as we approached Hikkaduwa. We received a warm welcome at the Saffron Robes hotel, presented with a cold King Coconut as the welcome drink. The hotel looks and feels modern, in the concrete style that appears to be gaining in popularity. Situated down a quiet laneway off the frantic main road it had an air of tranquility.

Not the locals we want to meet in Hikkaduwa

Our tranquility was shattered as we walked to town along the river. Seeing something large out of the corner of my eye we turned and saw a huge lizard like creature that I first took to be a Komodo Dragon. Researching later we discovered that it was in fact a Water Monitor Lizard. It was huge and thankfully didn’t move very fast.

We moved faster, heading to the nearest cafe for lunch. Cool Spot was another empty restaurant. Small and family run, we sat down and ordered a kottu each. They even served beer so we treated ourselves. The young man working there was “kind” enough to put the cricket on the TV. Hearing our English accents I think he did this on purpose. The Ashes was not making for enjoyable viewing as an Englishman.

What was more enjoyable were the sunsets that were beyond superlatives. We headed to a local bar, one of many along the beach that have uninterrupted views as the sun slowly sets. Truly million dollar views for the price of two Lion beers.

Our thoughts turn to the next phase of the holiday

Sipping my Arrak nightcap, which is tasty and even better with local ginger beer, we reflected on the upcoming part two of our trip. Which will be our first visit to the Maldives. Before then we needed to find a hotel for tomorrow night in Colombo, Sri Lanka’s capital. I left this to Victoria and as always she knocked it out of the park. We were to stay in what is now one of my favourite hotels in the world.

Keep following to find out more.

Arriving in Galle, dry

Did I mention how wet it was in Kandy? Our umbrellas had just about dried and my trainers weren’t too far behind. My hope is that we have now seen the back of the bad weather. The signs were good. Since arriving in Galle last night we have had blue skies and no rain. Galle was always on our list to visit and due to the inclement weather, and once in a 100 years cyclone, we were out of step with our trusty spreadsheet. We were now travelling in the opposite direction to which we had planned.

Life is what happens whilst you are making plans, said John Lennon. Life saw us rocking up to a small family run guesthouse some two kilometers out of Galle old town. After the usual barrage of friendly questions, such as “where have you been?’, “what are your plans?”, “where are you going next?”, “how will you get there?”, yes, it is very exhausting, we had a stroll to Galle old town.

Quick quiz. How many times do you think you can be asked, “tuk tuk, sir?”, on a two kilometer walk? Double that guess and you could be close. Like most of asia, where tuk tuks are ubiquitous, locals find it very strange that you would choose to walk anywhere, even such short distances.

As we would be coming back to Galle later on the trip we had a whistle stop visit of this very historic city. After the six and half hour taxi ride from Kandy, never has that first cold beer tasted so good. We had our first of the holiday sat outside in the sunshine. Tick. Delicious roti from a street vendor. Tick. Photo of the lighthouse. Tick.

Our first hoppers in Sri Lanka

Waking the next day we were very happy to see “hoppers” on the included breakfast at the guesthouse. Our first of the trip. A Sri Lankan favourite of thin pancakes with a fried egg in the middle. And, they were hot, which seems to be something of a novelty at breakfast in Sri Lanka. A great start to the day which involved a 49 minute Uber ride, in air conditioned bliss, to our next destination, Weligama.

Weligama was not on our spreadsheet and we were looking for a place to stay for the night ahead of moving onto Mirissa, which was, and would see us back on track. Met with a very tasty iced lemon tea at the reception of M-Zion hotel, we were very pleased to note that our room was available. The hotel looked newly built, was very welcoming, and we had a room with a sea view. I even had a kettle to brew my fresh coffee in the morning. The holiday vibes were kicking in.

Weligama is a destination very typical of the south west coast of Sri Lanka. Built around surfing tourism. If ever you wanted to learn I’m not sure there is a better place in the world. A long stretch of beach, some great local food, and cold Lion beer. Talking of the food, we did have an experience in the evening. Sat at a small local place a chap came out rather apologetically and handed us a menu. He then told us that the chef had gone to help out with the flood relief and now, all that could be offered on the menu were the two items that he himself, the brother could cook.

What do you do in a situation like this? You stay right where you are and ask him to bring out his best dish, of the two, in the knowledge that you are putting a little bit back in towards the community rebuild following the floods. Well, he definitely wasn’t a chef. I stoically finished my flavourless curry, enjoyed my mango smoothie and bid the family a good night and good luck.

Even if all the chefs left, Weligama is still a place I could easily lose weeks in. Laid back, friendly, and at times, decent food. But we were back on the road the next day. Our trusty spreadsheet was back in action and we were back on track.

Playing the taxi lottery in Sri Lanka

Ordering cars via either the Pick Me or Uber app is a bit of a lottery. Some of the cars that turn up look like they wouldn’t pass an MOT. And for some reason, the cars that turned up seemed to be getting smaller and smaller. I did wonder at what point would a car turn up that had no room for our luggage? Spoiler alert, this was to happen in Colombo, later in the trip.

The car that turned up in Weligama had no place being on the road. Then we discovered that the driver had no place behind the wheel of a car. I should have clocked this sooner, as he tried to reverse to us in single lane traffic, with cars heading straight for him. Then he couldn’t open the rear doors for us to get in. When we finally did get in we noticed the fuel gauge was on empty. Thankfully our journey into Mirissa was only a short trip. My hypothesis that our driver had not passed any kind of driving test was confirmed when we arrived at Peacock Villas in Mirissa and he tried to reverse into their driveway, reversing straight into a large plantpot.

Exploring Mirissa

You just have to laugh. And laugh we did. We were quickly becoming accustomed to putting our lives on the line everytime we moved on. An iced coffee was our welcome drink at Peacock Villas, another charming hotel / guesthouse, all family run. A small collection of very tidy rooms around a swimming pool. Situated down a quiet lane, we were far enough away to not be bothered by the relentless traffic hurtling through Mirissa on the main road. Traffic that included the locals buses as they thunder up and down the west coast overtaking anything that deigns to be in their way. A blast of the horn is your only warning.

With our hand washed laundry out to dry in the garden, watched over by our new friend Mrs Lizard, we strolled into Mirissa. Being on the south west coast we again had a very large stretch of beach to enjoy. A perfect spot it turned out for ice cold beers, sat on the sand, savouring the daily sunsets. Life really does slow down as you feel your toes in the sand, listening to the lap of the waves upon the shore, as the earth slowly spins on its axis providing you the illusion that the sun is moving.

Visiting not so secret, Secret Beach

On day two we visited Secret Beach and it quickly became evident that the secret had got out a long time ago. It should possibly be renamed now to just “beach”. Still, it was a gorgeous spot for a cold beer, taking in the beautiful views. Once we had actually got there. A walk that started out as flat windy lanes ended up being more taxing than a walk in the hilly Yorkshire Dales. The path felt vertical at times. Little wonder we were amongst the few that were walking, with many tuk tuks whizzing past us.

Walking back was a lot easier and the reward was food. It was in Mirissa that we had the best roti of the whole trip. Fittingly, from a restaurant called “The No.1 Roti Shop”. The air was replete with aromas that made my belly rumble and the unmistakable sounds of clattering machetes preparing the day’s kottu. The food at No.1 Roti house was so good we went both days we were in Mirissa. Food is always a highlight in Sri Lanka and so it proved to be in Mirissa. Sri Lankan pancakes (warm). Kottu, which we told you about in an earlier blog on Sigiriya. And lots of mango smoothies.

Why is Beethoven in Sri Lanka?

If it was a snack through the day you were after we got used to listening out for the strains of Beethoven’s Fur Elise. If you are wondering why, let me explain. During the pandemic of 2020, which you may remember, people couldn’t go out to the bakery to collect their daily bread. So enterprising bakers took the bread on the road, in tuk tuks and visited villages. But how to get people’s attention? 

How does the ice cream man do it? Yup, the mobile bakers also knew that a catchy tune was the way to alert people they were in the area. And at the time, it was common to use their mobile ring tone and blast it through a speaker. And, what was the most common mobile phone ring tone in Sri Lanka in 2020? You guessed it, Beethoven’s Fur Elise. The pandemic passed and the appeal of the mobile baker stayed, which is why you can hear Beethoven all across Sri Lanka.

On our walk up to Coconut Tree hill in Mirissa we passed through many leafy green lanes that were so reminiscent of Bali over a couple of decades ago. And already, down these lanes we could see lots of hotel construction starting. It doesn’t take too much imagination to consider what these lanes will be like 10 years from now. I remember strolling down Poppies Lane in Kuta, Bali, in 1999. Peaceful. Little coffee shops and a few bars. The chimes of Balinese music wafting through the humid air. Unrecognisable from what Kuta now looks like. Sri Lankans are adamant that they are not going to be the next Bali. I am not convinced they will have much choice.

After a final dip in the pool at Peacock Villas, I picked up a book from the guesthouse book exchange, Transcription by Kate Atkinson, and went to pack my bags. Our final breakfast brought on the approaching festive season. A christmas tree had joined us overnight. Singing xmas carols to each other we were headed to our next destination.

Leaving Sigiria in Sri Lanka we were very concerned about the weather forecast. The skies had gotten darker and darker over the last few days and the rains had started. In truth, they hadn’t really stopped. Have you ever wondered how the skies can hold quite so much water? Yeah, me too. And this was setting new records. Records for the amount of continuous rain I had seen. And, records for how much Sri Lanka had seen. Records I wasn’t keen on holding.

Excited to be heading to Kandy

Our taxi to Kandy must have heard that records were there to be broken. The record he was going for was the land speed record. Or at least that is how it felt. It turns out that the taxi ride into Sigiriya was just a practice run. Those of you that have travelled in Sri Lanka will know that most of the roads are single lane in each direction. This feels more like a challenge than a constraint for the majority of drivers, ours included. Even in dry conditions this would have been terrifying.

But with the rain beating down, the blowers in the car on full blast trying to deal with the condensation, the inside of the car was freezing. How is your holiday going? Overtaking multiple buses, on blind bends, and with the windscreen wipers going like the clappers, I sent a silent prayer upstairs.

Cursing other drivers as “maniacs” who had the temerity to overtake and thus be in our lane heading straight towards us he was doing the exact same thing for almost the whole drive. We finally arrived in a rain soaked Kandy, greeted with a hot pot of tea and a chance to reset our nervous systems. Never has box breathing been so effective.

Kandy is a beautiful, scenic town, located in the central hills area of Sri Lanka and is the cultural capital. Home to the “tooth relic”, which to be honest, doesn’t sound that appealing to me. However, it was on our list of tourist things to do whilst in Kandy. As was the sunset walk up to the giant buddha. Both of which we didn’t get to do. I wonder if you can guess why?

Cyclone incoming in Kandy

If you had given me 100 hundred guesses I would not have landed on “the worst cyclone Sri Lanka had experienced in a generation”. How about you?

Despite the rain, we knew we only had three nights in Kandy and wanted to make the most of it. So, in rain jackets and with our umbrella we headed to the hotel reception to order a tuk tuk through the “Pick Me” app, a local version of Uber. Strangely, nobody would pick our ride up. We assumed it was the weather. Over the course of the time we were in Kandy we discovered that it wasn’t the weather hampering our attempts to get transport. It was the tuk tuk mafia.

Tuk tuk mafia in Kandy

Yes, the tuk tuk mafia is a real thing, and not only in Kandy. Local drivers unhappy with the competition that ride hailing apps bring to places threaten drivers who use them, with violence. This is nothing new to us. We have had the same problem in parts of Bali. Before technology, before apps, for those that remember, local taxi and tuk tuk drivers could charge exactly what they want. These vehicles didn’t have meters. I have certainly been ripped off across the world in the “pre-mobile” travel days. I still bristle at the price I paid in Cordoba, Argentina for a short ride to the hostel. Not familiar with local currencies and not having a frame of reference of how much rides cost it is only in retrospect that you realise you have been done up like a kipper.

Remember that time in Hanoi?

This does still happen to me. Done up like a kipper. Like the time in Hanoi and I paid off a street vendor’s mortgage when buying two bahn mi. Anyway, enough of that. I’m not bitter. They are trying to make a living and I need food. We all win.

Today, kippers were off the menu, as were our hopes of getting a tuk tuk. We started walking, in the rain, and within 30 minutes we were having a very good Sri Lankan lunch at Cafe 1886. In fact, it was so good we called again the day after. And we thought it was closed as the dining room was in the dark. In fact, even though the power was out, the chefs were cooking on a gas hob by the lights of their mobile phones. The food was just as good, eaten in the dark of the unlit dining room.

As is common in Sri Lanka, the restaurant was not licensed so the strongest thing we could drink on each visit was water. Sat in the window with excellent views of the Red Mosque we looked at each and without words we communicated our thoughts. Would it ever stop raining?

The best laid plans in Kandy

It didn’t. And it got worse. What we soon discovered was that Sri Lanka was about to experience its worst cyclone in almost 100 years. And Kandy was in the eye of the storm. We fell asleep to the sound of rain pounding down. We awoke to the same sound. Our three night stay became four as the town of Kandy became inaccessible, in or out. We had tickets for the Kandy to Ella train ride, a train ride in the world’s top 10 train rides, and that got cancelled. Along with all the trains across the country. It really was not looking good.

At some point we lost wifi. And as all travellers around the world know, wifi is our lifeline. Lifeline to the next bus reservation. The next hotel room. The next tuk tuk. Without wifi life on the road is very difficult. Heading to reception we anticipated a very simple solution that would be quickly resolved. Not so, it turns out that wifi was down across the whole country with no timescale for its return. My saviour, my lifeline was an esim that allowed me to access data on my phone.

Bunkering down in our hotel room, between games of Uno I was reading of fellow travellers in Kandy sharing stories on a Facebook group. Through one of these stories I connected with a traveller from Aberdeen, Scotland who was travelling with her husband and in a very similar situation to us. In Kandy longer than planned and very keen to leave as soon as the roads opened up again.

At some point in the early evening we lost power. The whole hotel was in darkness. And was for sometime until we heard the click of electricity being returned to the room. Followed by the bedside phone ringing. It was the hotel reception letting us know that we were now on backup generator power that would only be on until 10pm. We quickly plugged our phones in so we could get some juice before we lost power again.

A way out of Kandy?

On that fourth evening Lyn messaged to say there could be an option to leave in the morning. By private taxi. We had to wait until at least 9am when hopefully a local will have confirmed the state of the roads. Waking the following morning I had an early message from Lyn. The roads appear to be open and we are leaving at 8am. Cue us frantically packing, rushing a cup of tea, and packing up.

Unfortunately, access to our hotel was cut off due to a couple of landslides so the taxi couldn’t come to us. We had to walk to them, wheeling our bags in the rain, under our umbrellas. Finding them parked at the bottom of the hill and after some quick introductions, we headed out of Kandy, four of us in the back of a minivan and the driver.

The roads out were a lot worse than I even imagined. Trees down, across the roads. Some roads were completely lost to landslides. Homes devastated by landslides and fallen trees. Traffic was down to one lane. In a couple of places our road was closed and we had to take lengthy detours through small villages. Our two hour taxi ride became 6 and a half hours but we did manage to make it out of the hills and to the coast. I know from the Facebook group I was part of that many other travellers weren’t as fortunate and had extend their stay in Kandy by a number of days.

Here comes the sun in Galle

In the taxi, once we knew we would make it out safely, I booked a hotel for one night in Galle. It turns out it was the only hotel I was trusted to book, but we did have somewhere to sleep for a night. We would regroup there and work out our next steps. The first week hadn’t gone to plan but we now had blue skies and sunshine. Things were looking up.